9.27.2010

Marketing Monday

Coco Chanel

There are many reasons this commercial is fabulous.

1. Nicole Kidman rocks my world, even if she did marry a country singer.

2. Rodrigo Santoro: what a Brazilian God.

3. It mixes the essence of Moulin Rouge and Britney Spears' music video 'Lucky.'

4. It's beautiful.

5. Everything Chanel produces is top notch.



Song of the Blog: Lucky by Britney Spears

9.23.2010

Confessions of a Shopoholic

Day Four.

Hi, my name is Katie and I am a shopoholic. I heaven't spend any money on clothes or accessories in four days and seven hours.

A former teacher of mine posted a blog on purple being a great color for the fall. And I saw these amaaaaaaaaaazing tights.

All I need to do is resist until October 5. However, I am worried that I'm going to go crazy when my sobriety has ended.

My shopping rehab may need to be extended...

Song of the Blog: Rehab by Amy Winehouse

9.22.2010

Snack Time Pt. II

Greek Yogurt and more...

I have discovered greek yogurt. And everything that I can mix it with. The following is my favorite recipe (that I invented; you're welcome):

Start with greek yogurt (I prefer non-fat vanilla flavored, but choose to your liking), an apple, and cinnamon.


Add a little - ok, a big one - dash of cinnamon to your serving of yogurt.


Then throw in a third of an apples, cubed. [Don't forget to put lime juice on the rest of that apple so it doesn't brown!]


Mix it and eat it's deliciousness.


You can, of course, add whatever you'd like to your yogurt. The great thing about great yogurt is that there is none of that liquid stuff and it's super thick; basically, it's just awesome.

I just bought blueberry and banana granola, so I'll keep you posted on how it tastes with it added.***



***Update: the granola is amazing!

9.21.2010

You're on a Highway to Hell

I have many pet peeves (I've even been thinking up a Top 5 for you lovely readers). There's one that didn't make the list but still weighs heavy on my heart.

Hipsters who wear band t-shirts that (most likely) don't own said band's album.

For instance, today I was walking down the street when I spotted this hipster girl wearing a cut up AC/DC t-shirt. I would bet you $10 (I'm poor) that she doesn't own one AC/DC album, let alone vinyl.

Personally, I have a Queen t-shirt. But I also own seven of their albums.

Here's some advice to you youngsters out there: if you want to show off your awesomeness, make sure you know what you're wearing.



The end.

9.20.2010

Marketing Monday

I'm not sure if you can remember Rachel Berry getting slushied in the very first episode of Glee.
Here's a reminder (yes, that's Puck):

Well, they ran with that for the premiere of this season's Glee [which, for those of you crazies who don't know, premiere's TOMORROW!].

Gleek Out!


GET EXCITED!!!


9.16.2010

Shopoholism

I've said it before. I'm saying it now. I'll say it again.

My name is Katie and I am a shopoholic. Now, I realize that I don't have money for these materialistic things, but I'd rather spend money on clothes and shoes than on food and alcohol so it all works out in the end*.

I decided to walk around before going to work because I had some time to waste and I knew I would be eating something with 800 calories so that was a good choice.

Bad choice of the day: walking into Payless.

Ever worse choice of the day: Buying two pairs of boots.

Now, before you judge me and my shopoholism, I live in a place that actually gets seasons and I needed to get boots. But that's me justifying my addiction, so I've already succeeded in doing Step One and admitting it.

BUT LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE!!!!



*my parents are going to leave a comment about being careful to watch how much money I spend. Wait for it.

9.15.2010

You're awful, I love you.

The first time I heard Ludo on the radio, I went home and bought the album off of iTunes. That very summer, I interned for a radio station and was able to see an acoustic show and meet them.

On Tuesday night, my love for them increased more when I saw them at the Highline Ballroom.

[Meet the band.]

Andrew Volpe: lead vocals, guitar

Tim Convoy: keyboard, back up vocals

Tim Ferrell: lead guitar, back up vocals

Tom Cantillon: touring member, bass guitar, back up vocals

Not pictured- Matt Palermo: drums, back up vocals

[The show.]

They were amazing live performers. They knew exactly what to do to get the crowd pumped up and when to play songs and when to make the crown DANCE!

That's right, I said DANCE! The whole crowd rocked out to their latest single "Whipped Queen"

video

Ludo loved me cancerously like a salt sore soaked in the sea, high-maintanence means you're a gluttonous queen, narcissistic and mean.

This is one of my favorite new songs from the new album.
Listen to the lyrics.

video

Rating [of the show]: 4.5 out of 5 goats*
Rating [of the album]: 4 out of 5 goats

*no one will ever be able to top Muse's 5 out of 5 goats

9.13.2010

Marketing Monday

Jobs in Town.

this was an advertisement campaign created by a company (somewhere in Europe...) that uses pictures of the people who would work in a job that a machine does.

I know I throw this word around a lot but let's just say it: GENIUS.



9.11.2010

We Will Remember.

Today is September 11.


I'm living in NYC.

It's going to be a somber day.

Nine years ago, my mom woke me up and said a plane hit the Twin Towers. To be honest, I had no idea what the Twin Towers were, but I got up anyway. I watched the live television as the second Tower got hit. Then, I went to the bathroom and freaked out about there being a draft. Then, I went to 8th grade.

Where were you nine years ago?

Song of the Blog: moment of silence.

9.07.2010

Book Review: Geek Love

Geek Love


Warning: This book is not for everyone.

Before I give my opinion on this book, let me explain to you (in the easiest way possible) the synopsis of this book:

Geek Love is about the Binewski Family. The parents meet at Big Al's carnival and Al and Lily fall in love. Lil happens to be the 'geek' at the time which, for those of you who don't know, is not a nerd; it's the person in the carnival that bites off the head of the chicken. Well, they decide it would be easier to raise a family of carnival freaks than to pay people.

They successfully birth four children - five, depending on how you look at it.

The eldest is Arty, a boy with fins for hands and feet who is self-obsessed as well as power-hungry and will stop at nothing to be the number one of the carnival. Then there are the Siamese-twins, Iphy and Elly, different in every way possible, yet still connected at the hip (literally). Next is Oly, the albino hunchback who happens to be our narrator. She is in love and obsessed with Arty. She cares very deeply for her family. Because we see their world through her eyes, the reader (at least I did) grows to see it as normalcy.

Last, but certainly not least, we have Chic. He at first seems like a 'norm' but right before they almost give him away, they discover his powerful ability to control things with his mind. Chic is enduring in every way possible and is forced to grow up too quickly with the family he was born in to.

Geek Love was intense, daring and brilliant. While I'm still not sure how I feel about the ending, I feel privileged to have read such a masterpiece. There were a few things I didn't understand, like changing from first person to third person on the same page and calling the characters different names within the same sentence (example: Lily and Crystal Lil). There were some parts that were hard for me to read (like when they considered getting rid of Chic because he wasn't different) and the family is -let's just say it- f***ed up.

There was another part of the book explaining, in conjunction with the children growing up to be adults, what happens to Oly and her daughter. I didn't really like reading those chapters because they were told completely different; it was unlike story-time and more like details of things I wasn't sure why I should care about.

I must admit that I liked the beginning of the novel better than the middle and end; only because I found the 'story-time' stories to be more interesting. There was a thought process involved and reasons for things that happened and as the book progressed the reader learned about characters that didn't stay throughout the novel. I ended up missing the small characters that I felt could have been worth more than a small chapter.

I don't want to give anything more away. I do think that it's a worthwhile read and this is the type of book I would (surprisingly) rather read in class so I could have a teacher explain to me some of the literary reasons the author took the story in certain direction (that won't make any sense until you read it!).

Rating: 3 out of 5 goats.

9.06.2010

Marketing Monday

Dove.

Dove's advertisement department should be payed millions. MILLIONS. Whether it's 'real beauty' or cartoon characters with fabulous hair-overs, I want to purchase their products.

Well done, Dove. Well done.




9.04.2010

You jump, I jump.


Titanic is quite possibly the greatest movie ever made. I haven't seen every movie ever made, but I can almost guarantee it's up there as far as top notch movies are concerned.

Reasons why Titanic rocks:


While this was one of the few movie where Leo played a pretty boy (besides The Beach, but let's all ignore that movie), he did it amazingly. He's charming, he's sweet, he's romantic, and the fact that he's poor means nothing because of his awesomeness.

Just look at that smile.



The four-string quartet, the Irish music, the "My Heart Will Go On" theme throughout the entire movie that tugs at your soul - hell, let's just stick with just "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion. Who else could record a hit for the biggest movie ever produced.

3. The Quotes

"I can see the statue of liberty all ready. It is very small, of course."

"I'm the king of the world!"

"You learn to take life as it comes at you...to make each day count."

"Teach me how to ride like a man." "And chew like a man." "And spit like a man."

"I'm flying, Jack."

"Gentlemen, it's been a privilege playing with you tonight"

"I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."

My personal favorite: "Rose! You're so stupid. Why did you do that, huh? You're so stupid, Rose. Why did you so that? Why? (this is as he's hugging and kissing her)

4. The Graphics

The special effects aren't bad at all. And for 1997, they helped the movie win 11 Academy Awards. If you watch it again - as I did tonight - you'll find that the graphics are comparable to those of the most recent award winning movies. Well done, James Cameron; well done.

5. The Love Story

Jack Dawson and Rose De Witt Bukater. The two meet whilst Rose is attempting to jump off the Titanic while in the middle of the North Atlantic (a tad morbid) and thus begins their journey of love. In all honesty, it's a heart wrenching movie and the love that they have for one another is enduring. Rose jumps off the life boat just because she doesn't want to be away from Jack. Jack essentially dies for Rose, just so she can be out of the freezing water. It's a rich girl meets poor boy and falls in love story and it is up there with the best of them.




Song of the Blog: My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion (obviously)

9.03.2010

The Word

My favorite English word is:

Serendipitous.

It has a great rhythm to it, doesn't it? And, I must say, Serendipity is a pretty awesome movie. John Cusack rocks my world.

9.01.2010

Le Petit Cafe

New York has already made me into a foodie.

When I went exploring Soho last week, I ran into the cutest little French cafe (run by Italians, of course). It was called Le Petit Cafe.

I started off with, by far, the best Chai Latte I've ever had. It had this frothy top layer just like a cappuccino and it had the perfect amount of cinnamon. I can't even imagine what it would taste like made with soy milk!

Then I had this fabulous mozzarella, spinach and sun-dried tomato sandwich. It was so simple yet so divine.


The staff was awesome. The lady that was my server had obviously been working at the restaurant since she was 12 (she was probably around the age of 40) and when she brought out my sandwich, she said it was made with extra love because the chef thought I was cute.
Naaahhhhhhwwwwwww.

The only beef I have is that it took a while to get that awesome service. But that means nothing to me.

Rating: 4.5 out of 5 goats