You smell like sweet red plums and grilled cheese sandwiches.

Maybe I'm not the right person to be making these judgements. I don't really wear perfume ever — except when I'm dressing up all fancy and things. But there have been some weird perfumes and colognes and I just think you all should be aware of them.

5. Fancy Love

by Jessica Simpson

I always feel bad for her. At least it's not Chicken of the Sea, or something like.

4. Red Jeans 

by Versace

Is that sequence on the case?

3. Cumming

by Alan Cumming

I feel really uncomfortable.

2. Soul2Soul

by Faith Hill and Tim McGraw

"2 Fragrances. One Love Story." One ginger girl vomiting.

1. New York Yankees

by New York Yankees

A. Do you really want to smell like a baseball player? B. Way to cash in on your stupid team. Again.

Song of the Blog: Still Dirrty by Christina Aguilera

Just call me Casey Kasem.

I've never been up to date with the music, except for when N Sync was the number one for two years in a row [that's not a fact, but it should be]. I'm not much of a fan of the hip hop/rap/R&B genres, which seems to be all of the music that is out there.

However, the music that I love is making a comeback — and no, it's not 98 degrees. 

These are my Top 5 Songs that are actually on this week's Top 40 List.

5. Set Fire to the Rain - Adele

I worship her voice. The only reason this song is not my number one is because I've heard it a thousand times thanks to those radio stations that only play top 40 songs. Regardless, her voice is like a red velvet cupcake.

4. The One that Got Away - Katy Perry

Normally, I would be embarrassed to admit that I like this song. But I think since I've already confessed my love for Ke$ha, it's an upgrade that I'm OBSESSED with Katy Perry. I will never be able to explain this phenomenon. Oh, and the video makes me cry. And Diego Luna is sexy.

3. Jar of Hearts - Christina Perri

This song isn't actually in this week's Top 40. But I'm sure it was at one point because Glee covered it. And she has another song that made it this round so we'll just call this issue void.

2. Somebody that I used to Know - Gotye and Kimbra

Maybe it's because this song hits home. Maybe it's because it's awesome.

1. We Are Young - fun.

I have loved the lead singer of this band since his Format days. I am so thrilled that his New York-based band has made it big — huge, if you will. Tickets sold out in ten minutes. Guess what? I'm going.



Do you have a favorite Top 40 song?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.

The spring is, in my opinion, the best time of the year for fashion. There are florals and bright colors and sandals and you don't have to wear tights!

These are the styles I'm incredibly excited for this season:

1. Short, solid dresses.

[courtesy of J Crew.]

2. High-waisted skirts.

[courtesy of ModCloth.]

3. Floral prints.

[courtesy of Betsey Johnson.]

4. Ballet Flats.

[courtesy of Toms.]

5. Colorful jeans.

 [courtesy of Gap.]

Song of the Blog: What a Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong

My heart is beating like a drum.

Last night, I played Penny in a staged reading of Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog.

Here is a clip. Enjoy!